We’ve all done it.
You find an exceptionally clever hiding place, congratulate yourself on your brilliance and then spend Christmas Eve tearing the house apart because that hiding place has apparently ceased to exist.
Write down the present, who it’s intended for, where you put it and whether it’s been wrapped.
There are two versions to choose from: one perfectly polite and one for people who would prefer to ask where they bloody hell they put it.
Two separate one-page A4 PDFs.